This isn’t brand-new anymore (it got published on August 31st), but it’s still funny – the Onion headlines “Google Announces Plan to Destroy All Information It Can’t Index.”
“Our users want the world to be as simple, clean, and accessible as the Google home page itself,” said Google CEO Eric Schmidt at a press conference held in their corporate offices. “Soon, it will be.”
A little Friday levity.
P.S.: Check out on a satellite image where we are in relation to Google, courtesy of (you’ve guessed it) Google Maps. (All the earthy brown spots, by the way, are grassy green by now.)